Gesh's Desperate Atrocity
Saulsburg, Oregon. January 18, 2214, 3:14 am.
Negotiator: Please, listen to reason!
Gesh: So... the negotiator has arrived...
Gesh: Don't you get it?! You will not take me alive or intact!
Gesh: Unnngh... Just save your breath, already! There's nothing to discuss here.
Negotiator: Please... just put down the detonator and let's talk this through, alright?
Gesh: Can't you hear me? There's nothing to discuss! I am not your lab rat.
Gesh: My DNA is not yours to toy with!
Gesh: Nobody alive has the wisdom to handle this situation with any sense of decency.
Policeman: Just how much explosive does he have on him?
Negotiator: It's deeper than that, Mr. Disphumis.
Negotiator: You literally contain information inside your brain cells that could save the world from tragedy!
Negotiator: Please just listen to reason!
Negotiator: One small sample of your brain tissue will provide the missing data to ensure a successful migration!
Negotiator: The extraction procedure will not harm you at all.
Gesh: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Gesh: Sorry, lady. I am taking these secrets to hell with me.