School Bus
Saulsburg, Oregon. 3:14 pm
Sara: Hey, Ravenna, what are you doing after school today?
Ravenna: Karate again. I almost have my next degree black belt.
Sara: Oh, by the way, did you hear? James got his letter today.
Sara: He was picked for the migration!
Ravenna: Um... my Dad's working on something to do with that...
Larry: Isn't your dad Azurat Disphumis...?
Larry: ...and your uncle was Gesh Disphumis, the lunatic who's responsible for that suicide bombing downtown?
Sara: Larry!!! What's WRONG with you?! Why did you bring that up?
Larry: Yeah, yeah. But her family's been at the center of a lot of bad stuff lately.
Larry: I mean, her dad helps those creeps force people to leave Earth against their will!
Larry: Also, why is his last name "Disphumis" when your Uncle Disphumis was your mom's brother? How's that work?!
Larry: Oh, here he goes forcing that slang again... Mr. 4.0 GPA trying to play the cool guy!
Bus: Don't be gettin' all wild up in here.
Sara: The migration is tough for everyone, Larry.
Ravenna: Hey, what's up, School Bus!
Larry: Why do they call you "School Bus"?
Bus: I'm big... got a yellow coat, and I'll sho' 'nuff take y'all to school!
